How does this 39 year old man look better than half the girls in my school
people who act like being polite to a person you secretly dislike is being two-faced must have a great time functioning in modern society
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
RT Recap: Gold Enthusiast & Meatspin Aficionado (x)
The infinite patience of dogs.
Cats: fluffy little assholes
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
What did we do though
in terms of Surprise, bitch
like what did we just do do you realize what we have done
that meme can never go away, because bringing back the meme, is the meme itself
we fucked up so hard this time
2014 is gonna be tough because it’s hard to change a 3 to a 4
IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD
I’m fairly certain I’ve reblogged this before, but goddamn, they’re all sO CUTE.